A double dose

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  1. JohnO

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    A man went to the doctor's office to get a double dose of Viagra. The doctor
    told him that he couldn't allow him a double dose.

    "Why not?" asked the man.

    "Because it's not safe," replied the doctor.

    "But I need it really bad," said the man.

    "Well, why do you need it so badly?" asked the doctor.

    The man said, "My girlfriend is coming into town on Friday; my ex-wife will
    be here on Saturday; and my wife is coming home on Sunday. Can't you see?
    I must have a double dose."

    The doctor finally relented saying, "Okay, I'll give it to you, but you
    have to come in on Monday morning so that I can check you to see If there
    are any side effects."

    On Monday, the man dragged him self in; his right arm in a sling.

    The doctor asked, "What happened to you?"

    The man said, "none of the women showed up".
     
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