A woman over 30............

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  1. JohnO

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    OK, here's a quiz for you. These quotes can be attributed to one man. Guess who!!



    As I grow in age, I value women who are over 30 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:

    A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.

    If a woman over 30 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it's usually
    something more interesting.

    A woman over 30 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom.

    Few women past the age of 30 give a damn what you might think about her or what she's doing.

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.

    Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated.

    A woman over 30 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best friend
    because she doesn't trust the guy with other women.

    Women over 30 couldn't care less if you're attracted to her friends because she knows her friends won't betray her.

    Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 30. They always know.

    A woman over 30 looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not true of younger women or drag queens.

    Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 30 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.

    Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one! You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.

    Yes, we praise women over 30 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 30+,
    there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old waitress.


    John :)
     
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    Well, I don't know who said it (Mel Gibson maybe ;D) but I can attest to it all being absolutely true!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D
     
  4. JohnO

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    LOL BL

    Nup, not Mel :)

    The man who said those things should know, I think he was married a few times :)

    John
     
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    [quote author=JohnO link=board=Bucket;num=1093310720;start=0#0 date=08/23/04 at 18:25:19]A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.[/quote]

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    That's right! We only care that you are not snoring or hogging the sheets!!!! ;D
     
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    [quote author=birdlady link=board=Bucket;num=1093310720;start=0#4 date=08/24/04 at 23:07:06]That's right!  We only care that you are not snoring or hogging the sheets!!!! ;D[/quote]

    I have this incredible 'need' to apologise :)

    John
     
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    [quote author=JohnO link=board=Bucket;num=1093310720;start=0#0 date=08/23/04 at 18:25:19]

    OK, here's a quiz for you.  These quotes can be attributed to one man.  Guess who!![/quote]

    Johnny Carson ?
     
  11. JohnO

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    [quote author=Redbeard link=board=Bucket;num=1093310720;start=0#7 date=08/25/04 at 08:35:52]

    Johnny Carson ?
    [/quote]

    Not Johnny. This was a film actor :)

    John
     
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