Apples and Wine

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the
tree.

Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid
of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples
from the ground that aren't as good, but easy.

The apples at the top ( like Amcarrig ) think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to
come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top
of the tree.

Share this with women who are good apples, even those who have already
been picked!

Now Men.... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up
to women to stomp the sh*t out of them until they turn into something
acceptable to have dinner with!

 

I was ready for a zing but it never came. You don't play fair!!

 

Thats really cute!

 

Well, life is not fair sweetheart

The beautiful is fair. The just is fair.
Yet one is commonplace and one is rare,
One everywhere, one scarcely anywhere.

So fair unfair a world. Had we the wit
To use the surplus for the deficit,
We'd make a fairer fairer world of it.

John

 

Getting deep

Hold on, let me get my hip waders

 

I'd let you borrow mine but I'm using them