Bubba and Billy Bob

While Bubba and Billy Bob were in the local Wal-Mart, they decided to get in on the weekly charity raffle.

They bought five tickets each at a dollar a pop. The following week, when the raffle was drawn, each had won a prize.

Billy Bob won 1st place- a year's supply of gourmet spaghetti sauce and extra long spaghetti. Bubba won 6th prize- a toilet brush.

About a week or so had passed when the men met back at Wal-Mart. Bubba asked Billy Bob how he liked his prize, to which Billy Bob replied, "Great!, I love spaghetti!"

Billy Bob asked Bubba, "How 'bout you, how's the toilet brush? "Not so good," replied Bubba, "I reckon I'm gonna switch back to paper."

 

Why is it always about Bubba?

 

We laugh, but I was watching a History Channel special on the Roman empire. The sentry posts on the outer walls of the empire had bathrooms with running water to carry away the debris. And each soldier had his own sponge on a stick to clean himself with!

 

Sponges, sound like they might be a little softer than bristles

 

"And each soldier had his own sponge on a stick to clean himself with!"

Imagine mixing it up with the toothbrush

 

I am so sorry sweetheart, I had forgotten that your focus had moved in a Southerly direction. From now on it will be 'about' Nigel and Brian. OK?

 

You're too kind.