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  1. JohnO

    JohnO Moderator

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    A physician claims these are actual comments from his patients made while he was performing
    colonoscopies:

    1. "Take it easy, Doc, you're boldly going where no man has gone before."

    2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"

    3. "Can you hear me NOW?"

    4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"

    5. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."

    6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"

    7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out. You do the Hokey Pokey...."

    8. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"

    9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must acquit!"

    10. "Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity." and **THE** best one:

    11. "Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that my head is not, in fact, up there?"
     
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    i LOVE THE LAST ONE!!!
     
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  3. Jay

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    NOW THAT WAS A GOOD ONE!!


    LOL
     
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  4. Jay

    Jay Teardrop Maxima Clam

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    Did not want to start a thread on this. Does everyone elses soft corals shrink at night after lights out?
    And sometimes when I leave the light on late they just decide its time to sleep and close up with the lights on.

    anyone else?

    Jay
     
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  5. JohnO

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    [quote author=Jay link=board=Bucket;num=1095127330;start=0#3 date=09/13/04 at 23:25:21]Did not want to start a thread on this. Does everyone elses soft corals shrink at night after lights out?
    And sometimes when I leave the light on late they just decide its time to sleep and close up with the lights on.

    anyone else?

    Jay[/quote]

    OI !

    Get that stuff outta here LOL :)

    Seriously though Jay, it is a great question and I suggest that you post under the coral section. If I knew how, I would move the post for you, but seeing as I am underpaid, undertrained and completely dyslexic, I wont :)

    John
     
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