Comedian Acquaintance of Mine

Tim goes to my church and he's truly funny.

FRIENDS


YESTERDAY


DUST IN THE WIND

OLD ROCK STARS

 

OLD ROCK STARS'

 

Inwall75

or anyone else
a written appraisal of these would be appreciated

LOL

 

Steve,

Here's an example.

I'll give you an example of the first one. It's sung to the tune of the theme song to the show Friends
Hey honey have you gained weight in your rear end?
The dress you're wearing reminds me of my old girlfriend
Where did you get those shoes, I think they're pretty lame
Would you stop talking, I'm trying to watch the game

[CHORUS]
If you're a man who wants to live, a long and happy life, these are the things you don't say to your wife.

I planned a hunting trip next week on your birthday
I didn't ask you but I knew it'd be Okay
Go make some dinner while I watch this fishing show
I taped it over our old wedding video

[REPEAT CHORUS]

You're cooking is ok but not like mother makes
The diamond in the ring I bought you is a fake
Your eyes are puffy dear, are you feeling ill?
Happy Anniversary, I bought you a treadmill

[REPEAT CHORUS]

If you're a man who doesn't want to get killed with a knife, these are things you don't say to your wife.

I wonder if you can see the videos here. Tim Hawkins Comedy

 

HaHa! I'll have to watch them all later today but as soon as the first one began to play I got a strong sense of deja vu...Has he been on Comedy Central? HBO?

Thanks for sharing the laughs!

 

I can and I am

aging rockers is funny
as is short songs - long songs compressed into 1 verse - excellent

Steve

 

Yeah. He used to only perform part-time at churches around the country. Then he put a few of his videos on YouTube and all of the sudden he was also booked for Corporate Retreats and such. Eventually he got big enough that he fills concert halls and then got noticed by some of the cable networks. Now he does comedy full-time. If you put Tim Hawkins into YouTube's search engine, there's a whole lot more. On his web page linked above you can buy DVD's etc. (Note, I'm not trying to sell for Tim. I just decided to look up a couple of his vids and then decided to put them here).