Drive Up ATM's

you missed 17a: Realize that you need more money for (diet pills, tampons, cute frilly things, more makeup, etc) repeat steps 1-16.

 

LOL. Guess we will see by tomorrow morning!

 

LOL....my bank did just install new ATM's and it did totally throw me
They went where you did not use envelopes or even deposit slips when you make a deposit. It scans whatever you put in there and then prints a reciept for you with the scanned image.

Well after I realized this, I made a deposit of like 100....mainly composed of 5's and 10's. I thought you had to put each bill in there one at a time. Each time you do that you go back to the main screen (Deposit Withdrawl etc) After about the 4th bill I started thinking OMG...how long is this going to take. Cars where lined up behind me...

Then I looked, the ATM takes up to and sorts up to 20 bills at a time Needless to say people behind me were VERY HAPPY when I got done

 

Why? She's the nicest Half-Sicilian from Long Island I've ever met.

 

Haha...woot!

 

har dee har har. =)

 

2 to 3 miles with parking brake on is not so bad,my wife came back from the store (10-12miles) and said the car smells funny and I had to give it alot of gas to get it going when I left the store. I never fixed them but she still uses them,also asked me how I made the e-brake easier to pull up.Never told her what she had done,this way I don't have to keep fixing it...lol.

 

haha yeah..they put things for blind people in all the wrong places..i was filling out some tax forms yesterday for a new job and it asked if i was blind..i guess i could have someone fill it out for me..but still..

 

I actually think this is hilarious. I HATE SLOW PEOPLE AT ATM MACHINES (whether they be women, men, teenagers, old people, etc.). It absolutely drives me nuts! Why do you have to put the card in, stare at your balance, put the card in again, get $20, check the balance again, put the card in again, get another $20????? Didn't they teach you math??? And don't get me started on cell phones. How did people survive in the grocery store all these years without being on the cell phone the entire way through the grocery store? I'm sorry if Aunt Sue broke her hip again and your hemorrhoids are flaring up, but I really didn't need to know that!! Okay, I'm done!

 

PC has a time and place Jed but its also the reason that the American youth are the dumbest they have been since the 1800's,(well TVs to blame to but anyway..) all kids are winners now even though they are not... Billy you got and F and can't read but your getting a gold star for trying!

Sorry off track, back to the original joke