Getting a Ticket

I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for about five minutes, and when I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket.
So I went up to him and said, "Come on buddy, how about giving a guy a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
So I called him a stupid idiot. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires!
Then I really got angry at him. He finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. I laid into him with every derogatory "cop" thing I could think of. This started him writing a third ticket! This went on for about 20 minutes, with the officer just picking the car apart for infractions. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
But to be honest, I could of cared less. My truck was parked around the corner.

 

lol that's funny!

 

HAHA. Im gonna tell my friend who wants to be a cop. He'll get a kick out of that

 

lol hilarious!

 

hahaha i was about to say.."is he seriously about to start complaining about this?? what an idiot!"

 

Man I hope I see a cop writing a ticket so I can do this. Damn that's cruel and unusual. Ahahahah who am I kidding.