Husband wanted

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  1. JohnO

    JohnO Moderator

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    A lady, aged 75, decided it was time
    to get married.

    She put a "wanted" ad in the local paper that read
    "HUSBAND WANTED. Must be in my age group, must
    not beat me, must not run around on me and must
    still be good in bed! All applicants must apply in person."


    On the second day of the ad she heard the doorbell
    ring. Much to her dismay when she opened the door,
    there sat a man in a wheelchair. He had no arms or legs.
    She asked sardonically "You're not expecting me to
    consider you, are you? Just look at you .....you
    have no legs!"
    The old man smiled, "Therefore no chance to run
    around on you!"
    She snorted, "You have no arms either!"
    Again the old man smiled. "Nor can I beat you!"
    The old lady raised her eyebrows and gazed at
    him intensely.
    "Are you still good in bed?" she asked.
    The old man smirked and said,

    "I rang the doorbell didn't I?"
     
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  3. Bruce

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    Astalie Spanish Shawl Nudibranch

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    haha YES!! Thats awesome ;)
     
  6. Diver_1298

    Diver_1298 Eyelash Blennie

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    He should have said "I knocked on the wooden door" or something to that effect :)