Really Expensive Hearing Aid

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  1. ReefSparky

    ReefSparky Super Moderator

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    A man is telling his friend about his ten-thousand dollar hearing aid and the friend says,

    "I don't know, that sounds like an awful lot of cash just for a hearing aid."

    The man replies, "It's worth every penny. Trust me."

    The friend says again, "How can a lousy hearing aid be ten grand?"

    The man says, "It's the best on the market."

    The friend asks, "What kind is it?"

    The man says, "It's a quarter after nine!"
     
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  3. Reeron

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    LOL! That gave me a good chuckle.
     
  4. Peredhil

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    man... i hate to admit it... i don't get it... :confused:
     
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    missionsix Super Moderator Staff Member

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    What time is it sounds alot like what kind is it........ He paid 10grand and still can't hear lol!!!!!!!
     
  6. Triplemom

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    I got it! I guess that means I'm....old?
     
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    Hehe good one.
    My dad recently got a hearing aid for 6K.
     
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    For 6k that thing should have a "selective hearing" mode....;)
     
  11. steve wright

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    depending on his nutrient levels he may experience some algae blooms using the 6K -
    a 10 - 14K may have been a better choice IMAO LOL
    Steve
     
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  12. Triplemom

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    He wouldn't need it - men are born with selective hearing.....

    ::)