Ring my Bell

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  1. lunatik_69

    lunatik_69 Giant Squid

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    I dont know if this joke is walking on a fine line or if it has crossed it, but in the even that it has, please delete it. Luna



    Twelve priests were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up in a straight row, totally nude, in a garden while a sexy, beautiful, big breasted, nude model danced before them.....Each priest had a small bell attached to his weenie, and they were told that anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of them would not be ordained-because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity. The beautiful model danced before the first candidate with no reaction. She continued down the line with the same response from all the priests until she got to the final priest, Carlos. Poor Carlos. As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly that it flew off, clattering across the ground and laid to rest in the nearby foliage. Embarrassed, Carlos quickly scrambled to where the bell came to rest. He bent over to pick it up......and suddenly all the other bells started to ring.
     
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  2. tdk76

    tdk76 Astrea Snail

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    LMAO. Dang thats a good one.
     
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  3. divott

    divott Giant Squid

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    lol, thats soooooo wrong its good. :D
     
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  4. star_wolf_us

    star_wolf_us Spanish Shawl Nudibranch

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    Nice! ;D;D;D
     
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  5. wastemanagement

    wastemanagement Eyelash Blennie

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    definatly over the line... but funny nun the less
     
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  6. baugherb

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    Lol..........
     
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  7. Dasco

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    hahaha
     
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  8. =Jwin=

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    I gotta comment before this goes away (lol)...

    There. I commented. That was soooooo wrong...borderline disturbing :D
     
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  9. oceanparadise1

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    Thats great
     
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  10. jossmalo

    jossmalo Spanish Shawl Nudibranch

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    :LolLolLol That was a good laugh!
     
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