Signs

On a Septic Tank Truck sign: "We're No. 1 in the No. 2 business."
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Sign over a Gynaecologist's Office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."

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At a Proctologist's door: "To expedite your visit please back in."

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On a Plumbers truck: "We repair what your husband fixed..."

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On a Plumbers truck: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
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Pizza Shop Slogan: "7 days without pizza makes one weak."

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At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee: "Invite us to your next blow-out."

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On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door: "Hello. Can we pick your nose?"

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Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts."

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In a Non-smoking Area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate
action."

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On a Maternity Room door: "Push. Push. Push."

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At an Optometrist's office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
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On a Taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff."

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In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels."

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On a Fence: "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."

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At a Car Dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."
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Outside a Muffler Shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
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In a Veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
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At the Electric Company: "We would be delighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don't,
you will be."

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In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up."
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In the front yard of a Funeral Home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait."

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At a Propane Filling Station "Tank heaven for little grills."

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And don't forget the sign at a Radiator Shop: "Best place in town to take a leak."

 

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