Steak knives+ Finger= Stitches

HAHAHA so yesterday while I was working my butt off at the restaurant I have a bunch of food I need to expedite and direct it all out of the kitchen I then realize dang, we have to more clean steak knives so I run talk to the chef grab about 25 of them run back to my area and start unwrapping them out of the plastic as fast as I can an opps, about 20 knives down, Instead of pulling the plastic wrapping off I accidentally grabbed the handle of one of the knives and sawed a good sized laceration on my right index finger hahaha ouch!!!!! took about 20 min to stop the bleeding, any one want some pics?? ;D

 

Lol, I think I am good on the pics for this one. I worked for Cracker Barrel for about 7 years before joining the Army. I can't tell you how many times I cut myself with a knife. Brings back some old memories lol.

 

lol...im a groomer and i cannot tell you how many times i have stuck a finger in between shears and sliced some skin off...somehow i never cut a dog...but at least once a week im missing a piece of flesh from my own non attentiveness lol. Today i didnt cut myself...but i got scratched ALOT today haha! i have yet to get stitches (but thats prob because i wont go to a DR. unless im dying lol, example last weekend when my lungs were filled with pneumonia goodness!) but yea please no pics lol! Hope you heal quickly and keep the hand outta the tank til it is healed!!

 

right haha thank goodness I had a cotton gloves and a latex over that or it would have severed alot more!!! and to think I almost didn't go to the doctor, 3 stitches later Im really glad I did the doctor said it wouldn't have healed for a while because it was right at the joint

 

ouch joint boo boos suck! i somehow bruised a knuckle while sleeping last night and its driving me nuts (i think i punch people in my sleep hahaha) i got out of the restaruant buisiness years ago (server) because i was getting carpal tunnel (spelling?) from heavy trays and then i went into grooming...which is even WORSE on my wrists haha and my back...not to mention im afraid to were short sleeves because people would think i went after myself with a rusty saw form all the scratch marks all over haha...i think all jobs are dangerous to an extent...but just think it could be worse...you could have gotten peed on by a little SOB shih tzu named Bear hahaha!:

 

ROFL that was funny , yeah I'm hoping this thing heals up quickly, Doc said I can't run any more food till the stitches come out, which makes sense but it still irritating

 

lol its not funny...thats a regular occurance haha, i actually do a sheltie every 6 weeks who walks right in and whizzes on my feet everytime...its like his "hello" hahaha, sometimes i wonder why i love my job so much hahaha. So does that mean time off for pain and suffering? Or is the boss making you seat people or something til your healed? Here kisses make boo boos better...also i have read good things about dog pee as an anticeptic bahahahahaha! (im kidding pease do not chase dogs around trying to get one to pee on your hand)

 

Hey, your equation doesn't balance out.
It should read steak knives + finger + careless = stitches. ;D

 

I read that and instantly smiled at the thought of my 3am trip to the ER for stitched due to an emergency replumb of my tank. I used a carving knife to cut tubing and my finger.

 

yeah I'm pretty sure I remember reading your post on that haha oh and yes that means Ima have to seat tables now.... so annoying