Talking Frog

This guy goes fishing, and as he was sitting in his boat he heard a voice say, "Pick me up".
He looked around and couldn't see anyone. He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice again, "Pick me up". He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
The man said, "Are you talking to me?".
The frog said, "Yes, I'm talking to you. Pick me up and kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you ever seen. I'll make sure all your friends are envious and jealous because you will have me as your bride."
The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up carefully, and placed it in his front breast pocket.
Then the frog said "What are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I'll be your beautiful bride."
The man opened up his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
"Nah, to be honest I'd rather have a talking frog".

 

Well said

 

ahahahahha very good

 

Hahaha that's a little deeper than normal isn't it Pack? I liked it. It's a keeper.

 

Frikkin hilarious! Good one!

Along a similar line of humour ...

A beautiful girl walks up to a guy and says, "For $300 I'll do anything you want."
"Anything?", says the guy.
"Yes!"
"Ok", the guys says, "Paint my house."