Talking Italian

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  1. JohnO

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    Talking Italian

    A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their
    conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of
    the men say the following:

    ''Emma come first. I come. Dennis come and Dennis come again. I come again.
    Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come once-a-more.''

    ''You foul-mouthed swine,'' retorted the lady indignantly. ''In this country
    we don't talk about our sex lives in public.''






    ''Hey, coola down lady,'' said the man. ''Imma just tella my friend howa to
    spella Mississippi.''
     
    JohnO, Jan 22, 2007
    JohnO, Jan 22, 2007
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