The Husband Store!

The Husband Store



A brand new store has just opened in New York City that sells husbands. When

women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at the entrance:-



"You may visit this store ONLY ONCE!



There are 6 floors and the value of the products increase as you

ascend the flights. You may choose any item from a particular floor or

may choose to go up to the next floor, but you CANNOT go back down

except to exit the building!





So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.



The 1st floor sign reads: :

Floor 1 - These men have jobs.



The 2nd floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love K ids.





The 3rd floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids and are

extremely good looking.





"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.



She goes to the 4th floor and the sign reads:



Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good

Looking and Help with Housework.





"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"



Still, she goes to the 5th floor and sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, help

with Housework and Have A Strong Romantic Streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the 6th floor and the sign reads:



Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men

on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are

impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.



To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opens a New Wives

store just across the street.



The 1st floor has wives who love sex.



The 2nd floor has wives who love sex and love football.



The 3rd through 6th floors have never been visited.



Luna

 

Haha..now this is hilarious! Thank God I can log on to 3reef when its this dead at work.

 

lol funny

 

That one is timeless.

 

That is so true.....

 

haha priceless