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  1. Bruce

    Bruce Giant Squid

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    OK!

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    There is a man standing on the edge of his balcony. Right as he jumps to commit suicide he hears the phone ring and wishes he hadnt jumped. Why does he wish that he didnt jump?

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    Remember, ask yes or no questions!
     
    Bruce, Jan 16, 2007
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  2. sssnake

    sssnake Montipora Digitata

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    Because he thinks it was Domino's Pizza confirming his order.
     
    sssnake, Jan 16, 2007
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  3. coral reefer

    coral reefer Giant Squid

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    Did someone call him to notify him that his order of a limited edition Tyree Montipora had arrived? Haahahhhahaha
     
    coral reefer, Jan 16, 2007
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  4. Bruce

    Bruce Giant Squid

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    No, and No!
     
    Bruce, Jan 16, 2007
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  5. Birchell

    Birchell Gigas Clam

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    lol, I know ive heard this one, I just cant remember the answer, aaaaaahhhhh!
     
    Birchell, Jan 16, 2007
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  6. Bruce

    Bruce Giant Squid

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    Well thats good!
     
    Bruce, Jan 16, 2007
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  7. JohnO

    JohnO Moderator

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    Bruce, would you agree that in his ( assumed ) position that jumping would be a strange way to commit suicide? :)

    John
     
    JohnO, Jan 16, 2007
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  8. Bruce

    Bruce Giant Squid

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    No, I would not consider it a strange way.
     
    Bruce, Jan 16, 2007
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  9. acenia

    acenia Spaghetti Worm

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    did the man know who was calling?
     
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  10. Bruce

    Bruce Giant Squid

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    No he did not.
     
    Bruce, Jan 16, 2007
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