Virgil & Floyd

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  1. cuttingras

    cuttingras Starving Artist :)

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    "Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?"
    "Yes. What can I do for you?" "I'm calling to report 'bout my
    neighbor Virgil Smith... He's hidin' Marijuana inside his firewood! Don't
    quite know how he gets it inside them Logs, but he's hidin' it
    there." "Thank you very much for the call, sir." The next day, the
    Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They search the shed
    where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece
    of wood, but find no marijuana. They Sneer at Virgil and
    leave. Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house. "Hey,
    Virgil! This here's Floyd....Did the Sheriff come?" "Yeah!" "Did they
    chop yer firewood?" "Yep!" "Happy Birthday, buddy!"
    (Rednecks know how to git-R-dun).
     
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    missionsix Super Moderator Staff Member

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  3. phorn

    phorn Bristle Worm

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    :LolLolLol Good one 'Gras! :thumb_up:
     
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  4. missionsix

    missionsix Super Moderator Staff Member

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    I love it!!!!
    Virgil! This here's Floyd....Did the Sheriff come?" "Yeah!" "Did they
    chop yer firewood?" "Yep!" "Happy Birthday, buddy!"
     
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  5. cuttingras

    cuttingras Starving Artist :)

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    re-read it didn't ya Mission LOL I've read it a few times and laugh each time! Thanks Phorn! I get em from my aunt in NJ, she's got a great sense of humor!
     
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  6. phorn

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    LOL thats still funny
     
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