Why, Why, Why?

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  1. JohnO

    JohnO Moderator

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    Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are
    getting weak?

    Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is
    not enough?

    Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but
    check when you say the paint is wet?

    Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

    Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

    Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

    Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a
    revolver at him?

    Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

    Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

    If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

    Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are
    always white?

    Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

    Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that
    something new to eat will have materialized?

    Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum
    cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give
    the vacuum one more chance?

    Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

    How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

    When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping
    cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say,
    "It's all right?" When it isn't all right !

    Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off
    the table you always manage to knock something else over?

    In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when
    we complained about the heat?

    How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

    And my FAVORITE......

    The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering
    from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if
    they're okay, then it's you.
     
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  2. amcarrig

    amcarrig Super Moderator

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    :biglaugh:

    I have some bad news for you dear
     
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  3. JohnO

    JohnO Moderator

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    LOL

    Or good news, depending on your point of view :)

    John
     
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  4. amcarrig

    amcarrig Super Moderator

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    Oh no...it's definitely bad news....for you anyhow :)
     
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  5. rickzter

    rickzter Torch Coral

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    wow, good point on tarzan.
     
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    trying it again Fire Shrimp

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    Why do we keep our fish tanks out of the sunlight, then pay a small fortune for lights?:worried:
     
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