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What? An odd bunch of what? :) Listen here Boy, leave my mate Matt alone or I'll have to come over there and make you plait ya poop. John :)
A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no...
One of Australia’s most senior conservative politicians broke down as he tearfully admitted sniffing the chair of a female colleague shortly after...
"OLD" IS WHEN... Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Pick one, I can't do both!" "OLD" IS WHEN.. Your...
When John found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. So one...
Barry returned from a doctor's visit one day and told his wife Carolyn that the doctor said he only had 24 hours to live. Wiping away her...
Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: "John, I'm 83 years old now...
I just want to thank all of you for your educational emails over the past year. Thanks to you, I no longer open a public bathroom door...
ANNUAL NEOLOGISM CONTEST Once again, The Washington Post has published the winning submissions to its yearly contest, in which readers are...
It was entertainment night at the Seniors Center. Claude the hypnotist exclaimed: 'I'm here to put you into a trance; I intend to hypnotize each...
I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little...
The 1st Affair A married man was having an affair With his secretary. One day they went to her place And made love all...
Got my t-shirt too, a black one to match my eyes :) Good quality Matt :) Also got some stickers but they wont stick to my tank :( I think...
A Cowboy sitting in a saloon one Saturday night, recognized an elderly man standing at the bar who, in his day, had the reputation of being the...
Before Marriage He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait. She: Do you want me to leave? He: NO! Don't even think about it. She: Do you love...
Because you have to pay the moderators an extraordinary amount of money first :) Send me a PM and I'll send you all the banking details for you :)...
You have deliberately lobotomized hundreds of people, with a few keystrokes and you deny it? Just like Annie Wilkes, you lull people into a sense of...
I've seen that before but thanks it's a great clip. My worst misheard lyric was the song by Bryan Adams, Summer of 69, which they played ad...
But no punishment for being THAT drunk? :) John
Finally, the "dark side" reappears :) John
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