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A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected: A half-gallon of 2% milk, A carton of eggs, A quart of orange juice, A head...
A good looking man walked into an agent's office in Hollywood and said "I want to be a movie star." Tall, handsome and with experience on Broadway,...
:) :) ;D ;D ::) ::) :) :) Sometimes, it is just too easy LOL Be patient Bruce, be patient.............. John
I think it depends on the size of the Hermits, the temp of the water and the container and the other recipe ingredients. So there!! Now if you want...
POOF? Seriously? A donut maker, here on 3Reef? Where? :)
LOL I don't get any by email at all, I have a higher source :) John
Dearest Nigel I'm writing this slow because I know you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the...
Last night, my wife and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine...
An elderly gentleman shuffles into a drug store and asks for some Viagra. That's not a problem says the pharmacist, "how many do you want?...
I am so sorry sweetheart, I had forgotten that your focus had moved in a Southerly direction. From now on it will be 'about' Nigel and Brian. OK?...
While Bubba and Billy Bob were in the local Wal-Mart, they decided to get in on the weekly charity raffle. They bought five tickets each at a...
Son: "Dad can we get broadband?" Dad: "Son do you know what poof stands for? Son looks confused says "No Dad." Dad: "Poo-f is the shortened...
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I have nothing to say to THAT remark that would not get me banned from 3reef forever sweetheart, so check your email and in particular your junk mail...
True enough, the rock did have enough bacteria to allow a snail to survive but IMO it and the sand also contain a potential timebomb. The live rock...
lmajor32 Sorry to here about the problem, same thing happened to me a few years back :( I agree with Rickzter and strong suggest that you start...
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette, with a satisfied smile on its face....
No mate, not the "Dog" :) Like most men I have an aversion to cleaning both cats and toilets, that's womans work :) ( whoops! ) John
Your puss doesn't scare me sweetheart :) John
HOW TO CLEAN THE TOILET 1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl. 2. Pick up the cat and...
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