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A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled...
She was in the kitchen doing two minute soft boiled eggs for breakfast. He walks in and asks "What's for breakfast?" She turns to him and...
Not so much a joke but a wierd optical illusion. http://www.officebuffoon.com/funny/dotty.asp Pass the pills please, I have a headache
You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a valley and on your right side is a fire engine travelling at the same speed as...
Two patients limp into two different Medical clinics with the same complaint. Both have trouble walking and appear to require a hip replacement....
http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2006/05/19/1147545489902.html
A guy walks into a bar and sees a gorgeous woman nursing a drink. Walking up behind her, he says, "Hi there , good looking! How’s it going?"...
A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. As he sits, the waitress comes over and asks for their orders. The man says,...
I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take a leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he...
These are the laws of the natural universe: ~ Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to...
HEALTH QUESTION & ANSWER SESSION Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true? A: Your heart is only good for so...
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Thanks Phil :) Sometimes the obvious thing is the hardest to see, I learned that from Amcarrig so it must be true John
After a long night of making love, he notices a photo of another man on her nightstand by the bed. He begins to worry. "Is this your husband?" he...
A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office. The man said to the dentist, "Doc, I'm in one hell of a hurry.! I have two buddies sitting...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1VmGjJJFrc&search=drunk%20p
I didn't, but he did :) John
I am glad someone worked it out :) John
It's what happens when you turn 64 :) John
Well I have a lazy 1000 Australian dollars to bet ( that's about $3.79 for you ) and as far as luck is concerned drama pants, then I feel like as...
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