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In the future there is only one fresh fruit and veg shop left in New York. One day this woman queues for hours and says, "Got any broccoli?" "No...
Ziploc bags are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. Copiers are female, because once turned off; it takes...
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Betcha they can ;) ;D :) ::)
We all know a negative person like this. This is something to think about when negative people are doing their best to rain on your parade. So...
A miner lost his leg in a pit accident in S Africa today. The poor fellow said afterwards "I'm screwed now! Who needs a one-legged gold...
Since when have any of OUR conversations ever had a plot? Probably the most plotless people you could ever meet aye? :) John See ya later...
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With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old woman was able to give birth to a baby. When she was discharged from the...
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Well hello bldblu_2 and WELCOME :) John
OI, Who you callin' "stuff" shorty? :)
A snail wins the lottery and, fed up with ' slow coach' rep, goes to buy a 'Koenigsegg CCR'. The salesman takes it out for a test drive on the...
A little kid is sitting in biology class, and the teacher says that an interesting phenomenon in nature is that only humans stutter, no other animal...
A study at the University of Missouri shows that the type of facial features that a woman finds attractive can differ, depending upon where she is...
She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore and I'd have to quit. Then I caught her spending money on make-up. I asked how come I had to give...
An eighty year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their doctor to make sure nothing was wrong with them....
( Thinking Buddhist, Thinking reincarnation ) Quite a moment for you Aye short stuff? John :)
Hi Podrelease :) The Whitespot you have has nothing much to do with how long you cycled your tank as it is a parasite, a living creature that has...
A Kiwi, ( Australian slang for someone from New Zealand ) walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says: "Darling, this is the pig I...
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