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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? 1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of...
Wouldn't be a bad idea for you either :) John
When petrol prices hit $10 a litre...
Yeah, I'm pooftaphobic :) John
For the same reason that they made dyslexic impossible to spell. abbreviation such a long word and flammable and inflammable to mean the same thing...
As we age, our priorities change. The other day I came home and was greeted by my girlfriend, dressed only in very sexy underwear and holding...
Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like he'd just been run over by a train. His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut...
Some retired deputy sheriffs went to a retreat in the mountains. To save money, they decided to sleep two to a room. No one wanted to room with...
While at a local public garden, There were two male mallards engaging in amorous behavior with each other in one of the water features. My...
It's today for me :) John
Top Ten Old West Phrases That Will Never Sound The Same After That Stupid Gay Cowboy Movie (Brokeback Mountain) 1. "I'm gonna pump you fulla...
How long have you had that lisp? :) John
Groan :) We had quite a discussion about the subject, sort of a math debate. John
" may the angels sing you lullabies for your entire life " LOL Simply sensational :) John
Actually, and despite the fact that I have already called you a weirdo ( by your own request BTW ), I agree that it looks a lot like cyano....
You are a weirdo :)
At Sydney airport today, an individual later discovered to be a public school teacher was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of...
It really doesn't matter dear, one needs a sense of rythym and coordination to undertand the concept, so don't waste your time :) John
1. All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French Bread. 2. If being chased through town, you can usually take cover in a...
One fine sunny morning, the priest took a walk in the local forest. He had been walking by the small stream when he noticed a sad, sad looking frog...
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