A bloke walks into the local benifits office

A bloke walks into the local benifits office to pick up his cheque. He
marched straight up to the counter and said, "S'cuse me, I just HATE drawing benifits I'd really rather have a job."

The social worker behind the counter said, "Your timing is excellent. We
have just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, and he'll supply all of your clothes.


Because of the long hours, meals will be provided.You'll be expected to
escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips and you will have to
satisfy her sexual urges. You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above
the garage.The salary is £200,000 a year."


The bloke, wide-eyed, said, "You're pulling my plonker!"


The social worker said, "Yeah, well...you started it."

 

ROFL....That is a good one...and so true.LOL8)

 

never met a dole office employee that funny......

 

nice