A couple made a deal

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  1. JohnO

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    A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life.

    Her biggest fear was there was no heaven.

    After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he
    made contact.

    "Mary... Mary...."


    "Is that you Fred?"


    "Yes, I have come back like we agreed."


    "What is it like?"


    "Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I
    bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much
    all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over
    again. "


    "Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven."


    "Hell no, I'm a rabbit in Kansas."
     
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  2. GuitarMan89

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    good jokes, karma for you
     
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