A doctor in Scotland wanted to get off work

A doctor in Scotland wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he approached His assistant. Fergus ", I am goin huntin tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all me patients".

"Yes, sir!" answers Fergus.

The doctor goes hunting and returns the following day and asks:

"So, Fergus, how was your day?"


Fergus told him that he took care of three patients. "The first one had a headache so I gave him TYLENOL."

"Bravo, Mate, and the second one?" asks the doctor.


The second one had stomach burning and I gave him MAALOX, sir,"says Fergus.


"Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and what about the third one?" asks the doctor.


"Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opens and a woman enters. Like a flame, she undresses herself, taking off everything including her bra and Her panties and lies down on the table and shouts:

'HELP ME! For five years I have not seen any man!"


"Thunderin' Lard Jayzus, Fergus, what did ye do?" asks he doctor.


"I put drops in her eyes " !!