a full-grown ostrich

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him.

The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says, "A hamburger,
fries and a coke," and turns to the ostrich, "What's yours?"

"I'll have the same," says the ostrich.

A short time later the waitress returns with the order.

"That will be $9.40 please," and the man reaches into his pocket and
pulls out the exact change for payment.

The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, "A
hamburger, fries, and a coke."

The ostrich says, "I'll have the same." Again the man reaches into his
pocket and pays with exact change.

This becomes routine until, the two enter again. "The usual?" asks the
waitress.
"No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato, and
salad," says the man. "Same," says the ostrich.
Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, "That will be $32.62."
Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places
it on the table.

The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any longer. "Excuse me,
sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change out
of your pocket every time?"

"Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic and
found an old lamp. When I rubbed it, a Genie appeared and offered me
two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for
anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount
of money would always be there."

"That's brilliant!" says the waitress. "Most people would wish for a
million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want
for as long as you live!"

"That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the
exact money is always there," says the man.
The waitress asks, "But, sir, what's with the ostrich?"

The man sighs, pauses, and answers, "My second wish was for a tall
chick with a big ass and long legs who agrees with everything I say."

 

He's baaaaaaaaack

 

I'm back and it's the last day of my vacation today so back to work tomorrow


How are Cussin Gomer and the children? Aunty Mary, Uncles Bob and all those other cussins?

John

 

'bout time you went back to work...slacker

You're pronouncing it wrong...it's cuzzins

 

Welcome back John!

Nice joke.

 

Thank you Matt.

As for the 'other' person............................. cuzzin, schmuzzin

John

 

By George, I think he's got it