A girl calls her boyfriend

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  1. JohnO

    JohnO Moderator

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    A girl calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and
    help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out
    how to get started."
    Her boyfriend asks, "What's it supposed to be when it's finished?"

    The girl says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."

    Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She
    lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all
    over the table.


    He looks at the pieces, then looks at the box, then turns to her
    and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going
    to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.


    He takes her hand and says, "Secondly, I want you to relax.
    Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then....." he says with a deep sigh
    "............We'll put all these Corn Flakes back in the box."
     
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  2. gkw

    gkw Peppermint Shrimp

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    LOL....thanks! I needed that!
     
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  3. Diver_1298

    Diver_1298 Eyelash Blennie

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    Must have been a blonde :)
     
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  4. JohnO

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    Bottled blonde maybe :) Actually sounds a lot like what Amcarrig would do :)

    John
     
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  5. Diver_1298

    Diver_1298 Eyelash Blennie

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    lol
    "When" I win the lottery I am going to visit Australia and look you up so you can introduce me to some native beers :)
    Then, I am going to fly Amy out there just so she can tell you off right to your face <G>
    Thanks for the laugh

    Jim
     
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  6. amcarrig

    amcarrig Super Moderator

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    You say that like it's a bad thing :)
     
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  7. JohnO

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    No it's not a bad thing at all. I would encourage most folk to try to make a picture out of their cornflakes. If you can see an image in your cereal it's a great way to start the day. Mass murderers included :)

    John
     
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  8. JohnO

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    Jim,

    You would be most welcome, fridge is full ( as always ) I assume that Amy is " the better half "? If that is the case you had better warn her that there is a queue :)
     
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  9. amcarrig

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    Whew...I was worried for a bit there :)
     
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  10. fletch

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    Must have been Jessica Simpson ( The Chicken of the Sea Girl ) Hot but not to bright :yaknow: [​IMG]
     
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