A guy walks into a bar

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  1. JohnO

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    A guy walks into a bar and sees a gorgeous woman nursing a drink.
    Walking up behind her, he says, "Hi there , good looking! How’s it
    going?"

    Having already downed a few power drinks, she turned around to face
    him, looked him straight in the eye and said, "Listen! I’ll screw
    anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front
    door back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked, with
    clothes on dirty as hell, clean and sweet, it just doesn’t matter to
    me. I’ve been doing it ever since I got out of college" I just
    flat-ass LOVE IT !!!".

    Eyes now wide with interest, he responded,

    "No kidding! I’m a lawyer, too!

    What firm are you with?"
     
    JohnO, Jun 23, 2006
    JohnO, Jun 23, 2006
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