A Kiwi

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  1. JohnO

    JohnO Moderator

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    A Kiwi, ( Australian slang for someone from New Zealand ) walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says:

    "Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache."

    His girlfriend is lying in bed and replies:

    "I think you'll find that's a sheep, you idiot."

    The man says: " I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you."
     
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  3. powdertang05

    powdertang05 Fire Worm

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    good i like these jokes you need to do this much more often!