A lady walks into Tiffany's

A lady walks into Tiffany's. She browses around, spots a beautiful diamond
bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more
closely she inadvertently breaks wind.

Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't pop up right now. As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a salesman standing right behind her.

Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman
greets the lady with, "Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?" Very
uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not have been there at the time of her little 'accident', she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this
lovely bracelet?" He answers "Madam, if you farted just looking at it,
imagine what you will do when I tell you the price."