A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office

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  1. JohnO

    JohnO Moderator

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    A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office.


    The man said to the dentist, "Doc, I'm in one hell of a hurry.! I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf. So forget about the anesthetic and just pull the tooth and be done with it.


    We have a 10:00 AM tee time at the best golf course in town and it's 9:30
    already. I don't have time to wait for the anesthetic to work!"


    The dentist thought to himself, "My goodness, this is surely a very brave man asking to have his tooth pulled without using anything to kill the pain." So the dentist ask him, "Which tooth is it sir?"


    The man turned to his wife and said, "Open your mouth Honey, and show him."
     
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  3. antonio101

    antonio101 Spanish Shawl Nudibranch

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    ya im lost on this one too.
     
  5. Phil5613

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    Cmon guys he doesnt want to wait for his WIFE to have the tooth pulled not HIS tooth duh!
     
  6. JohnO

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    Thanks Phil :)
    Sometimes the obvious thing is the hardest to see, I learned that from Amcarrig so it must be true

    John
     
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    Maybe his wife should learn to drive.
     
  10. JohnO

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    WHAT?
     
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