A man goes into an empty bar - BAD pun

A man goes into an empty bar and orders a drink.
"Nice suit", says a voice, He looks around and doesn't see anyone and
the bartender looks busy washing some glasses.
A little while later the same voice says, "Nice Tie" The man looks around
again and doesn't see anyone.
finally, when the voice says "I love what you've done with your hair" he
asks the bartender if he just said something.

"No," replied the bartender, "it wasn't me. It was probably the peanuts.
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They're complimentary."

 

: You should know better John

 

I do know better It's just that I like crappy puns, you know that

John

 

As they say "a good pun is it's own reword!"

 

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Simply sensational

Anyone got any more ?

John

 

Ugh....et tu Michael?!

 

My wife and daugher have been saying that for years!