A man is in a queue

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  1. JohnO

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    A man is in a queue at Tesco and sees this busty blonde staring at him, he
    can't believe she is staring at him, then she starts waving.


    'Excuse me do I know you?' he asks. 'Yes I think you are the father of one
    of my kids' she says.


    The man thinks back and remembers his one act of infidelity and says
    'Damn, are you the bird I had sex with on my stag night, whilst your mate
    whipped me and your other mate stuck a brush up my bottom?'


    'No' she replies 'I'm your son's English teacher!'
     
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