A man was in a terrible acciden

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  1. JohnO

    JohnO Moderator

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    A man was in a terrible accident, and his "manhood" was mangled
    and torn from his body. His doctor assured him that modern

    medicine could give him back his manhood, but that his insurance

    wouldn't cover the surgery, since it was considered cosmetic.


    The Dr. said that the cost would be $3500 for "small," $6500 for

    "medium," and $14,000 for "large."


    The man was sure he would want a medium or large, but the

    Dr. urged him to talk it over with his wife before he made any

    decision. The man called his wife on the phone and explained

    their options.


    The Dr. came back into the room, and found the man looking quite

    dejected.





    "Well, what have the two of you decided?" asked the Doctor.


    The man answered, "She'd rather remodel the kitchen."
     
    JohnO, Jul 28, 2005
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  2. chetrod

    chetrod Peppermint Shrimp

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    Time to get the surgery and move on huh!!!
     
    chetrod, Jul 28, 2005
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