A snail wins the lottery ( SORRY ) :)

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  1. JohnO

    JohnO Moderator

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    A snail wins the lottery and, fed up with ' slow coach' rep, goes to buy a
    'Koenigsegg CCR'.

    The salesman takes it out for a test drive on the motorway and burns off
    everything in sight and then returns to the showroom.

    The snail says I'll take it but I want the letter 'S' painting on the
    bonnet, boot and sides in big letters.

    After the salesman asks "Why?" the snail replies (wait for it!!!!!)

    "Cos when I go screaming past all the other cars on the road - all the
    drivers will say

    " Look at that 'S' CAR GO!!!!!!!!!
     
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  2. Jason McKenzie

    Jason McKenzie Super Moderator

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    Grown LOL :)
     
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  3. Bruce

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    Lol....tushay
     
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  4. Michaelr5

    Michaelr5 Coral Banded Shrimp

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    Must have been a TURBO snail :drive:
     
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