A teacher is explaining biology

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  1. JohnO

    JohnO Moderator

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    A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students.

    'Human beings are the only animals that stutter', she says.

    A little girl raises her hand. 'I had a kitty-cat who stuttered', she Said.

    The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become,
    Asked the girl to describe the incident and why she thought the cat
    Stuttered.

    'Well', she began, 'I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew It, he jumped over the fence into our yard!

    'That must've been scary', said the teacher.

    'It sure was', said the little girl. 'My kitty raised his back, went
    'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff'...

    And before he could say 'the magic word', the rottweiler ate him!!
     
    JohnO, Feb 29, 2008
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  2. amcarrig

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    :lol: Did somebody triple dog dare you to post that? :D
     
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  3. JohnO

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    Somebody Snitched?

    John :)
     
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