A woman was making a breakfast

A woman was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.
Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen.
Careful, CAREFUL !
Put in some more butter ! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY !
Turn them ! TURN THEM NOW !
We need more butter.
Where are we going to get MORE BUTTER ?
They're going to STICK !
Careful, CAREFUL !
I said be CAREFUL !
You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking. Never !
Turn them ! Hurry up ! Are you CRAZY ?
Have you LOST your mind ? Don't forget to salt them.
You know you always forget to salt them.
Use the salt. USE THE SALT ! USE THE SALT !

The wife stared at him and said, "What is wrong with you, do you think I
don't know how to fry up a couple of eggs?"

The husband calmly replied .....
"I wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving".