After 25 Years Of Marriage

After 25 Years Of Marriage, I Took A Look At My Wife One Day And Said, "honey, 25 Years Ago We Had A Cheap Apartment, A Cheap Car, Slept On A Sofa Bed And Watched A 10-inch Black And White Tv, But I Got To Sleep Every Night With A Hot 25-year-old Blonde."

Now We Have A $500,000 Home, A $45,000 Car, A Nice Big Bed And A Plasma Screen Tv, But I'm Sleeping With A 50-year-old Woman. It Seems To Me That You Are Not Holding Up Your Side Of Things."

My Wife Is A Very Reasonable Woman. She Told Me To Go Out And Find Another Hot 25-year-old Blonde, And She Would Make Sure That I Would Once Again Be Living In A Cheap Apartment, Driving A Cheap Car, Sleeping On A Sofa Bed And Watching A 10-inch Black And White Tv.

Aren't Older Women Great? They Really Know How To Solve Your Mid-life Crisis!