alabama, mississippi, tennessee

Alabama:

A group of Alabama friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos
for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone,
staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck'Where's Henry?'
the others asked.

'Henry had a stroke of some kind He's a couple of miles back up the
trail,' the successful hunter replied.'

You left Henry laying out there and c arried the deer back?' they
inquired.

'A tough call,' nodded the hunter.

'But I figured no one is going to steal Henry!'
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Mississippi:
The young man from Mississippi came running into the store and said
to his buddy, 'Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the
parking lot!'

Bubba replied, 'Did you see who it was?

'The young man answered, 'I couldn't tell, but I got the license
number.'

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Tennessee:

A Tennessee State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-65.

The trooper asked, 'Got any ID?'

The driver replied, 'Bout whut?'

 

LMAO!!!!!!!!!! its funny cause its true......