An octopus walks into a bar

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  1. JohnO

    JohnO Moderator

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    An octopus walks into a bar and says "Gimme a drink and I'll play any
    musical instrument you like".

    The Englishman gives him a beer and a guitar which he then proceeds to
    play better than Hendrix himself.

    The Irishman then gives him a Guinness and points him towards the piano,
    which he plays even better than Elton.

    The Scotsman throws him a set of bagpipes; the octopus fumbles around with them for a few minutes and the Scotsman says "What's wrong. Can ye no play it ?".


    The octopus says "Play it ?... I'm gonna bonk its brains out once I get the pyjamas off it!"
     
    JohnO, Jan 28, 2007
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  2. m_lacom99

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    :LolLolLol :laugh5:

    I can always count on you for a good laugh...

    Thanks JohnO

    Marc.
     
    m_lacom99, Jan 28, 2007
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