Another Parrot Joke.

There was once a magician on a cruise ship who performed mainly sleight of hand tricks. He was a regular in the main ballroom each night for years. Since his audience was always first-timers to his shows, he never broadened his repertoire, and stuck to the same tricks. He was pretty good, but his routines were regularly foiled by an onboard parrot who never left the room. This bird, at the last second, would give up the magician's tricks with squawking comments like, "It's under the table!!" or, "It's in his other hand." or, "They're all Aces of spades."

The magician hated the parrot like poison.

[SIZE=-1]One evening at the end of his show, the ship hit an iceberg--and sank to the ocean floor. Miraculously, the parrot and magician were the only survivors. Clinging to a small piece of debris, there they floated. Hours went by. They stared each other down. [/SIZE]
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[SIZE=-1]Finally the parrot said to the magician, "OK, I give up, what did you do with the ship?"[/SIZE]

 

LOL, sweet