Before Marriage

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  1. Matt Rogers

    Matt Rogers Kingfish

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    Before Marriage

    John - Ah.. At last. I can hardly wait!
    Jane - Do you want me to leave?
    John - NO! Don't even think about it.
    Jane - Do you love me?
    John - Of course! Always have and always will!
    Jane - Have you ever cheated on me?
    John - NO! Why are you even asking?
    Jane - Will you kiss me?
    John - Every chance I get.
    Jane - Will you hit me?
    John - Hell no! Are you crazy?!
    Jane - Can I trust you?
    John - Yes
    Jane - Darling!


    After Marriage

    Read from the bottom back to the top.


    :)
     
    Matt Rogers, Apr 18, 2008
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  2. IBMGeek

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    This is awesome!!! :laughing0:lol::laugh6:
     
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  3. amcarrig

    amcarrig Super Moderator

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    :lol: I hope you're wrong! :lol:
     
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  4. Otty

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    Pretty much says it all ;D
     
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  5. Iraf

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    you guys think this is a joke??? Ask a married guy I can vouch for it's truth :)
     
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    lol nicely done
     
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  7. luvreefs23

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    sounds like all my friends
     
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