Blonde and the porch

Blonde and the porch

One day a blonde comes out of the tanning salon. She wants to make some money so she goes to one of the rich neighbourhoods. She rings the door bell and says, "HI, is there anything I could do for your house or you???"

The man thinks and says, "Sure, can paint my porch. You will find all the stuff in the garage."

The girl says, "O.K., How much will you pay me?"
The man says, "How much does fifty bucks sound?"
The blonde quickly agrees and get straight to work. The wife who had heard the conversation inside says, "50 bucks, I hope she knows the porch goes all
around the house!"

25 minutes later the girl knocks on the door and says, "O.K. I am done. Can I have my money now?" Surprised the man replies, "O.K. Let me get the money"

He comes back and the girl says as she is leaving, "By the way, it's a Ferrari, not a Porch!"

 

lol seen this one

john do you spend all your time finding funny stuff

 

Don't encourage him! It'll only get worse!

 

lol i got a memory stick full of stuff to put on when i get round to it lol

 

Groan

 

ive put 3 or 4 on today

 

Nope, I have a secret source It's almost as secret as what amcarrig keeps under her bed

John

 

Roger?

 

i hope you dont want to find anything under mi bed its a tip lol but the secret shall remain