Classified Ad's In Newspapers

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  1. JohnO

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    Taken From Classified Ad's In Newspapers:

    FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites
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    FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog
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    FREE PUPPIES... Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog
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    GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German. Free
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    FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat ... been out awhile. Better be reward.
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    COWS, CALVES NEVER BRED.... Also 1 gay bull for sale
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    NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby
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    NICE PARACHUTE: Never opened - used once
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    JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300
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    (AND THE BEST ONE)

    FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45
    volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed.
    Got married last month. Partner knows everything.
     
    JohnO, Jul 27, 2004
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    those are just to funny ;D ;D ;D
     
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    [quote author=JohnO link=board=Bucket;num=1090985946;start=0#0 date=07/27/04 at 20:39:06]
    FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of  Encyclopedia Britannica. 45
    volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed.
    Got married last month. Partner knows everything.[/quote]

    LOL I Think I was Married to Her
    ;) :D ;D [smiley=hehe.gif]
     
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    married Mrs. right didnt know first name was always
     
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