Claude the hypnotist

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  1. JohnO

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    It was entertainment night at the Seniors Center. Claude the hypnotist
    exclaimed: 'I'm here to put you into a trance; I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience.'


    The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful
    antique pocket watch from his coat 'I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for six
    generations'


    He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, 'Watch the watch, watch the watch, and watch the watch...'The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until, suddenly, it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces.

    'S**T!' said the Hypnotist.


    It took three days to clean up the Seniors Center
     
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  2. phoenixhieghts

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    Im daft - i dont get this one
     
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  3. Iraf

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    they all made poopy
     
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    ha ha i get it now!
     
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  5. mattgeezer

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    rolflmao!!!! another great joke;D
     
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    hahaha thats a good one
     
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    Lol!
     
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