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  1. JohnO

    JohnO Moderator

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  3. Birdlady

    Birdlady Finback Whale

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    Can we say Condoms here? LOL, I guess so!;D ;D ;D ::) :eek:
     
  4. JohnO

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    Oh course you can say condoms, it's easier to spell than prophylactics :)

    John
     
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    Birdlady Finback Whale

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    Well, you know , I live in the land of liberal tight butts who don't want anyone to say , well, you know......condoms!!!! LOL!!!!!!


    The Benny Hill show is considered quite racy here! LOL!!!
     
  6. JohnO

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    Gee, even I would not have mentioned 'tight butts' and 'condoms' in the same sentence :)
     
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    Birdlady Finback Whale

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    :Looking: :laughings :yelrotflm :yelrotflm :yelrotflm :toilet:
     
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  9. JohnO

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    Yep, Are you sure that YOU haven't been watching too much Benny Hill :) :)

    BTW, posts don't count in here, so your clever and cunning plan isn't working LOL

    John
     
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    rofl...............somone must have been bored....
     
  11. JohnO

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    Sigh........... another double entendre :)

    John
     
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    alarsuel Astrea Snail

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