Deadly Spiders -- No Joke

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  1. saltyfish922

    saltyfish922 Feather Duster

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    Got this in my e-mail this morning...


    Three women in North Florida, turned up at hospitals over a 5-day
    > >period, all with the same symptoms. Fever, chills, and vomiting,
    > >followed by muscular collapse, paralysis, and finally, death. There were
    > >no outward signs of trauma. Autopsy results showed toxicity in the
    > >blood.
    > >
    > >These women did not know each other, and seemed to have nothing in
    > >common. It was discovered, however, that they had all visited the same
    > >Restaurant (Olive Garden) within days of their deaths. The health
    > >department descended on the restaurant, shutting it down. The food,
    > >water, and air conditioning were all inspected and tested, to no avail.
    > >
    > >The big break came when a waitress at the restaurant was rushed to the
    > >hospital with similar symptoms. She told doctors that she had been on
    > >vacation, and had only gone to the restaurant to pick up her check.
    > >She did not eat or drink while she was there, but had used the restroom.
    > >
    > >That is when one toxicologist, remembering an article he had read, drove
    > >out to the restaurant, went into the restroom, and lifted the toilet
    > >seat.
    > >
    > >Under the seat, out of normal view, was a small spider. The spider was
    > >captured and brought back to the lab, where it was determined to be the
    > >Two-Striped Telamonia (Telamonia dimidiata), so named because of its
    > >reddened flesh color. This spider's venom is extremely toxic, but can
    > >take several days to take effect. They live in cold, dark, damp
    > >climates, and toilet rims provide just the right atmosphere.
    > >
    > >Several days later a lawyer from Jacksonville showed up at a hospital
    > >emergency room. Before his death, he told the doctor, that he had been
    > >away on business, had taken a flight from Indonesia, changing planes in
    > >Singapore, before returning home. He did not visit (Olive Garden), while
    > >there. He did, as did all of the other victims, have what was determined
    > >to be a puncture wound, on his right buttock.
    > >
    > >Investigators discovered that the flight he was on had originated in
    > >India. The Civilian Aeronautics Board (CAB) ordered an immediate
    > >inspection of the toilets of all flights from India, and discovered the
    > >Two-Striped Telamonia (Telamonia dimidiata) spider's nests on 4
    > >different planes!
    > >
    > >It is now believed that these spiders can be anywhere in the country.
    > >
     
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  3. Diver_1298

    Diver_1298 Eyelash Blennie

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  4. JohnO

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    Re:  Deadly Spiders -- No Joke

    They even had a song about it over here many years ago :)

    There was a redback on the toilet seat
    When I was there last night.
    I didn't see him in the dark,
    But boy I felt his bite.
    I jumped high up into the air
    And when I hit the ground,
    That crafty redback spider
    Wasn't nowhere to be found.

    I rushed into the missus,
    Told her just where I'd been bit.
    She grabbed a cut-throat razor-blade
    And I nearly took a fit.

    I said, "Just forget what's on your mind
    And call a doctor please,
    'Cause I got a feeling that your cure
    Is worse than the disease."

    There was a redback on the toilet seat
    When I was there last night.
    I didn't see him in the dark,
    But boy I felt his bite.

    And now I'm here in hospital
    A sad and sorry sight,
    And I curse the redback spider
    On the toilet seat last night.

    I can't lie down, I can't sit up
    And I don't know what to do,
    And all the nurses think it's funny
    But that's not my point of view.

    I tell you its embarassing,
    And that's to say the least,
    That I'm too sick to eat a bit
    While that spider had a feast.

    And when I get back home again
    I tell you what I'll do,
    I'll make that redback suffer
    For the pain I'm going through.

    I've had so many needles
    That I'm looking like a sieve,
    And I promise you that spider
    Hasn't very long to live.

    There was a redback on the toilet seat
    When I was there last night.
    I didn't see him in the dark,
    But boy I felt his bite.

    But now I'm here in hospital
    A sad and sorry sight,
    And I curse the redback spider
    On the toilet seat last night.
     
  5. saltyfish922

    saltyfish922 Feather Duster

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    Re:  Deadly Spiders -- No Joke

    That is too much. I should have looked to see if it was on snopes.com. Thank you for educating me there Big Guy! [smiley=thumbs_up1.gif] Now i can quit spreading rumors.
     
  6. Diver_1298

    Diver_1298 Eyelash Blennie

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    Re:  Deadly Spiders -- No Joke

    It's the Bucket Forum (Members Only) So what if you accidently post something. It's like all in the "Family."
    Besides that I didn't know if it was a joke or not? Either way it was fun to read :-0
    Jim