Disparaging Parrot

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  1. ReefSparky

    ReefSparky Super Moderator

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    A lady walks home every day the same way and passes a corner petstore with a parrot in a cage outside. Each day the parrot stops the lady by saying, "Hey lady!" she replies "what?" The parrot says, "You know, you're
    really ugly." Every day this happens. The parrot stops the lady by saying, "Hey lady!" she replies "what?" The parrot says, "You know, you're really ugly." Finally the lady becomes so distressed, she goes into the pet store and tells the owner, "Your parrot is insulting me every day and I'm fed up. If that parrot insults me just once more, I'll throw him in a microwave and cook him!
    After that I'll sue you for every penny you and this store are worth."

    The owner is visibly very nervous, and insists that he'll have a word with the parrot, and it will never, ever happen again.

    The next day, as the lady walks home from work the parrot stops her by saying, "Hey lady!" She very slowly turns around, and deliberately looks the parrot in the eye and says, "What!"

    The parrot looks down for a second, back up at the woman, hesitates for a moment and says finally, "You know."
     
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  2. Beatrx4621

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    huh?
     
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  3. cannedmulder

    cannedmulder Teardrop Maxima Clam

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    opps
     
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  4. cannedmulder

    cannedmulder Teardrop Maxima Clam

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    Very funny!
     
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  5. SmittyCoco

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    Yes very funny joke ! Give Bea a break only 10 ! and all. :eek:
     
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  6. cannedmulder

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    yup saw that........that is why I removed my quote!
     
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  7. SmittyCoco

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    LOL ! Tough crowd ! ;)
     
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  8. Swede

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    I used to keep my cockatoo at the factory but had to take him home a few years ago after he started to say "I'm f***ing sick of this place"

    Still not sure who taught him but suspect it may have been a group effort.
     
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  9. ReefSparky

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    That's really funny! :eek:
     
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